Quack!

QUACK!
4+ players
cards (see below)

rotate patient each round. patient describes fictional problem of theirs. player to their left flips top card, gives a diagnosis as that occupation. patient either accepts diagnosis (other player keeps card as point) or asks for "second opinion" (next player to left flips and diagnoses). continue until patient accepts something. humor recommended.

e.g. "my dog doesn't like to hug me" "as an [orthopedist], your dog doesn't know you have tasty bones inside you, i recommend showing him some".

sample cards:
psychiatrist
cardiologist
chiropractor
brain surgeon
engineer
your best friend
mayor
snake oil salesman
author